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I met this beautiful blue babe with four arms who says she's loved me before....Least I think she was blue with four arms...
I know we made passionate love...I have my handwritten diary describing my love for her...
Only, damn it, I don't remember her--what she looked like, who she was...or what species she was...
I feel guilty about this--because there is a lot of unfinished business between us.
There is another woman too. And I'm pretty positive I'm not describing her in my diary...
What should I do???
Confused in the DQ
Dear Confused in the DQ
One of the first rules of intergalactic mating is... if you don't remember it, it must be an alternate time line, or worst case an evil PTB is playing a dirty trick on you. Have you upset a Q lately?
Penthouse Galatica
Dear Penthouse Galatica
I found erotic poetry in my diary--I don't remember writing it, but it's in my handwriting.
The only problem is, the only woman I remember being in love with--i know we haven't even done *it* yet; alone experienced the wonderful feelings I described...
What is going on?
Hot and Bothered in the DQ
Dear hot and bothered in the DQ
If you've found erotic poetry in your diary, it can only mean one thing: Your quarters have been invaded by a renegade band known only by the Moniker "J/Cers". There is no escape. And you wouldn't want to tick them off. My advice to you is to leave out lots of chocolate...
Penthouse Galatica
Dear Woman's Day Journal,
I'm stuck out here, over 60 years from home, and I have strong feelings for one of my crewmates. There are a lot of problems with pursuing a relationship with him. He's a member of an organization that my bosses don't approve of--and I'm his superior officer.
I suppose we could work through those difficulties...
But today I learned he wrote erotic poetry about a lover he doesn't remember.
I don't know what to do...It's so confusing, especially since I thought he had feelings for me too...
Lost in DQ
Dear Lost in DQ
Romantic poetry written about a woman he doesn't remember? It's more likely that your instincts about this fellow are correct, and he's simply acting out his desires for you within the poetry.
It is difficult to compete with a "mystery" woman. Our motto is: 'If you can't beat 'em; join 'em!' Why not generate a little poetry of your own...
Woman's Day Journal
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